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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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2 months ago

bae-leaves:

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

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Posted
2 months ago

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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2 months ago
surprisebitch:

unshaped:

nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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OH MY GOD

this fucking website

surprisebitch:

unshaped:

nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

OH MY GOD

this fucking website

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Posted
2 months ago

i don’t even remember how to use tumblr anymore wut

Posted
1 year ago

Benjamin Disraeli (via jack-oliver)

(Source: the-witless)

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.
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1 year ago
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

every blog must have an elephant on a trampoline
it’s like the rules of tumblrism 
i dont even know how many times i;ve reblogged this
AHAHHAHA made my day.
awww, we meet again, little elephant! I’ve rebloged this like 4654 times *-*
Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

every blog must have an elephant on a trampoline

it’s like the rules of tumblrism 

i dont even know how many times i;ve reblogged this

AHAHHAHA made my day.

awww, we meet again, little elephant! I’ve rebloged this like 4654 times *-*

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

(Source: thatscompletelyerrelephantt, via followmetoparadiseee)

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Posted
1 year ago

lolsofunny:

the real question is how did they not realize that she was Emma Watson

I think we all know who’s behind this

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Air Snape makes a sassy comeback

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Posted
1 year ago